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Real Madrid 'bring the noise' with new away kit

Let the world know we're ready. Raise the volume ?
The new @adidasfootball @realmadrid away kit out now.
Shop here: https://t.co/4sYIrimX3P#HalaMadrid | #DareToCreate pic.twitter.com/lm8gv5kPn9

— Real Madrid C.F. ???? (@realmadriden) June 27, 2019

After shocking precisely nobody by opting for a primarily white home kit for next season, Real Madrid have now unveiled the away strip that will be worn alongside it.

The Spanish giants have revealed a dark blue, black and gold shirt will be worn on their travels in 2019-20.

The shirt also features a "soundwave" graphic across the chest which apparently symbolises the "noise generated by the fans in the historic season in which Real Madrid conquered La Decima."

Maybe this will start a new trend in new kits, with fans moved to ask every summer: "Never mind how it looks... How does it sound?"

Rio Ferdinand's fiancee can't escape him on hen party

With a wedding on the cards, Rio Ferdinand's fiancee Kate Wright flew out with a group of her closest friends to Mykonos to celebrate her hen party in style.

Before flying out to the Greek island, "Mrs Ferdy-To-Be" posed for an ensemble photo with guests at the airport while perched atop a rather fetching custom suitcase bearing her future husband's grinning face.

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Me & the girls ready for my hen???? #MrsFerdytobe ... we decided to have a social media detox to actually enjoy ourselves rather than be on our phones checking Instagram 24/7.... be prepared for a LOT of piks ?? thank you @itluggage for our cases ? ✈️ #ferdinandputaringonherhand #gifted

A post shared by Kate Wright (@xkatiewright) on Jun 25, 2019 at 4:46am PDT

According to the Daily Mirror, Wright put a social media ban on the holiday while the party was in progress but she certainly made up for it after the blackout was lifted.

Indeed, we were treated to the truly harrowing sight of 16 expressionless, chanting Rio Ferdinands marching at us from out of the darkness.

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Now .... excuse my witch cackle ?‍♀️ BUT i could not breathe with laughter????? LOVE YOU GIRLS ?? #ferdinandputaringonherhand

A post shared by Kate Wright (@xkatiewright) on Jun 26, 2019 at 12:17pm PDT

Now there's an experience we're keen to never repeat.

If you're wondering what Ferdinand himself was doing in the meantime, he was out in Vietnam where he met up with an old work colleague.

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Good to spend last few days with Mr Ji Unit... one of @premierleague's & @manchesterunited best value for money signing in years, £4mill ?? ???????? 4 Premier League ???????? 4 Community Shield ???????? 3 League Cup ??? 1 UCL ?? 1 Club World Cup #ParkJiSung #MUFC

A post shared by Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) on Jun 24, 2019 at 12:36pm PDT